If, like me, you have your priorities straight, you probably design your Halloween costumes around the food you would like to be holding whilst at whatever house party/parade/couch you'll be frequenting come October 31st. This year, the only thing I care about is holding a burger. I can only assume you feel the same. Here are five ways to incorporate a greasy meat-sandwich into your Halloween costume.
*Burger's Priest is a Toronto-based restaurant chain. Also they will give you a free cheeseburger if you come dressed as a Burger's Priest on Halloween.
**Blackface is whackface.
***This post was brought to you by the WHO report, another excellent costume idea involving burgers.